If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Thursday, January 21, 2010, 7:44 PM
 For those who are dog-blind, kindly click on the above image for a larger view.
Oh dear, what have I done?
As a matter of fact, I was sulking bad with him because he called me a fat monkey. As a result, I blackmailed him saying that I didn't want to talk to him unless he gave me 3000 apologies on his knees, send my 21 white roses and make me laugh until I cry.
I'm still waiting.
*waits*
While we're waiting for the impossible to happen, let me share with you guys an encounter I had this evening.
I was nearly shoved a sock in my face.
One Admiralty Primary boy waved goodbye after his session ended before trotting his fat ass to me and said,
"Bye bye Teacher! Want to smell my socks?"
At that instant I totally forgot whether I should laugh or cry or stuff his damned socks up his pale Chinese arse. He asked me that in the most grave manner, I thought he was serious about it.
Asking me to smell his socks. What the hell. If only his socks smelt of spring chicken, I'd be most glad to take a whiff.
Better yet, I'd even swallow it.
Alright.
I'm still waiting for Chopper to redeem his evil doings to me with such simple requests. If he doesn't, I swear he'll regret knowing me. Ever.
What? What? What?
I wonder why he always has to repeat a question word thrice. *shrugs*
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool.
Rabiatul Adawiyah
Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE
popularly known as Bit
they call me Mutton
25 March 1989
Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology
Freelance Professional Makeup Artist
plugg_screambox@hotmail.com
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