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Friday, October 23, 2009, 12:12 PM
There's only one thing that got me pissed right out of my damn self yesterday. I don't know the right term to put it, but I was supposed to mind my agonizing lower back, which I completely forgot because of that old faggot who measured my Sea Games pants. Damn you. Damn you, and your entire Sun Wukong generation, both dead and alive. I hate you. Nevermind your politeness and your almost-alien-German sounding accent which ultimately changes the word 'skinny' into 'soo-kin-nee'. You made a simple word turned into 3 syllables! I hate you. Pants that I wear, I should be comfortable in it, right? WRONG. Stupid old aunty seemed to have abilities and said that I should be wearing a size 'L' instead of 'M'. HELLO! Aku yang pakai seluar tu ke, kau yang pakai? Aku punya suka lah nak pakai size 'M' ke size 'S' ke. Aku tak pakai seluar pun aper kau kisah! Sodalam aku ah. I was already gettin' on steady with my choice, before she said 'L' looks better on me, and proceeded on measuring my waist which needed an inch and a half for alterations. INCH AND A HALF!? That's nearly TWO INCHES, goddammit. Eh tua, satu inci setengah bapak kau, bodoh. What the hell do you think I am? I could literally stuff balls in my pants. Pasal kau, seluar aku sekarang dah tak handsome, kau tahu tak? Boleh simpan taik kat dalam. Taik aku, taik kau, taik anjing kau pun aku boleh sumbat kat dalam. Fancy her telling I look nicer with her choice of size. Since when did I hire a personal fashion advisor? When? Tell me ah, when? When ah, when!? How does she want me to look like???? THIS!!!??? WTH!!?? I LOOK ALMOST LIKE HER! And I'm not supposed to be smiling. WHY THE HELL AM I SMILING!? WHY!? I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FURIOUS! And that pants. OMGood Lord of Mercy. Lord, LORD........What is wrong with her, Lord? Aku benci kau. Benci yang amat sekali, aku rasa macam nak tanam kau hidup-hidup sebelah patung Confucius kat Chinese Garden tu. Stupid ah. Stupid ah. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Nie baru aku suruh measure size seluar. Kalau aku suruh kau measure size seluardalam aku? Mampos, bukan taik anjing je, satu anjing German Shepherd aku boleh sorok kat dalam. Lepas tu, aku sumbat seluardalam besar aku kat mulut kau, kasi kau telan. Mesti best. P.S: I hate you, old woman. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton |
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