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Sunday, August 2, 2009, 1:57 PM
Today, due to some grey matter malfunction and my obstinate refusal to blog when Blogger is experiencing neverending PMS has caused readers like you to start having unpleasant thoughts like....................... .........labelling me as a lazy bum. No matter how constructive those criticisms I may have been given to improve on this intolerable behaviour (as classified from religious bloghoppers / bloggers), I am adamant NOT to continue blogging if Blogger does not commit to it's responsibilities. Yes, I am blatantly blaming you, Blogger. The brutal truth really hurts, but no, I am not closing down this space, not now, not ever (probably) but it seems that you have left no pity for me anymore, though I yearned so much to take advantage......no wait.......opportunity to use you. And it's nothing sexual. It is such a sad, sad predicament, really. It is because of YOU, now people may think my life is boring. That is really an understatement, and I shall not comply to it, and I insist that you go fix your damned problem. Because of you, it is such a total let down that I can no more post pictures, nor can I colour my fonts and everything else that you USED TO provide. Now it is nothing but a sick, sad, sodding little blank page. How I wish I could take all that and shove it into your rotting little mouth. If ONLY you had a mouth. I would have done that a long time ago, plus, my sized 8 foot has never seen a set of teeth for a long long time already. It has missed digging deep into palates till they fall off their gums. If only you were human. Do you understand? No, do you REALLY understand? If you were human, I would have done alot of things to you. Not sexually but, none other such as physically assaulting (I said, NOT sexually) or maybe make you eat faeces, vomitting them out and eating them again (I said, NOT sexually) and probably whip you till you bleed. I EMPHASIZE AGAIN, NOT SEXUALLY, MOFOS. GOD. What the hell do you think I am? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? Jeeziz christ. *pulls hair out* Is everyone going crazy, or is it just me? Because I just stated that I shall blog no more, and yet I am doing it right now. Things have made me go crazy, and I blame you for it. I don't care whoever YOU is, but yes. You are at fault as the cause of me losing my goddamn mind. Watch out, YOU. Whoever YOU are. Dammit. P.S: I am going to stay home the whole day and watch Garfield tonight. Hmm. Garfield. *rubs chin* P.P.S: Grinch just texted to inform me of a glitch that has happened. And I'm getting pretty worried. *paces room* P.P.P.S: Blogger better stop being an ass. NOT SEXUALLY. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton |
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