If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Sunday, August 9, 2009, 10:24 AM
I was farting my way to Dreamland last night. I couldn't make out whether it was the prunes or the ale I drank. I could still taste the heatiness at the back of my throat and my lips, though. And my tummy was rumbling like some drum orchestra.
Reading Dorothy Koomson's on bed was interesting.
It was as if I am accompanied by "Tremende Fartissimo Symphony" reading page after page, amusing myself with bubbling vibrations coming from the very cleavage of my white bottom. I sounded different in every position I sat. And the more compact my buttcheeks stuck together, the more silent and shrill it sounded.
I was at the verge of expecting it to be runny.
Eww. *LAUGHS*
I can almost see myself rated at the 683rd page of the Guinness Book for having created such an amazing piece for the musical scoreboard. Even Bach would bow down to be.
Damn, I would be popular.
I guessed I slept right after I had farted all the wind and lights out of myself last night. Which took me more than 2 hours (this part includes reading the book altogether) plus the usual tossing and turning.
What a riot.
*LAUGHS*
The people are back, so is Grinch. He's still skinny though. Hmm. *taps chin*
Anyway, I almost forgot.
Happy Birthday Singapore. And how come you're much younger than my parents?! Really, and you look younger too with all these constructions getting around. And damn, WE PAID FOR IT. How come no one's paying us to do a liposuction? How bloody unfair.
Still, have a great birthday, though I still never knew what your gender is.
Au revoir.
P.S: Only one person can call me that.
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool.
Rabiatul Adawiyah
Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE
popularly known as Bit
they call me Mutton
25 March 1989
Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology
Freelance Professional Makeup Artist
plugg_screambox@hotmail.com
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