If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 2:52 PM
I should give myself a tight slap in the face for neglecting this baby for a couple of days now. Truthfully, I cannot help myself from concentrating on my muscles first. First hand gym session by Gentle Giant himself.
*gulps*
I have woken up days, feeling like boiled vegetables, and let's not mention my body frame for now. SOMEBODY has been happily poking me all over, jabbing my bony parts and forcing me to feed my scrawny face.
Bloody hell.
I am not scrawny, Jesus sake. Im just partially defined. I will be whole by the end of this year.
EHEM.
Boyfriend has difficulties putting on weight. I think he's crazy. Gorging like a pig is his first pastime (the other one is sleeping like a pig) and I don't see why it's called upon him like some predicament.
He has lost it, for sure.
I'm typing this because I know he's going to read it and then laugh his still-skinny ass off before proceeding to dig my ribs again.
Right now, he has no clue yet, (he's lying next to me, watching telly in the gym) but I'm prepared getting the worst from him after he reads this.
Before he does.......
*run away*
2.5kg more till Thursday, and SOMEBODY'S not happy.
Who cares? I'm dancing the Macarena infront of him. *sticks tongue out* And tonight, I'm having a rendezvous with "TAN SOO ZHING", and partaking in this same event are Pooh and Eton. HAHAHAHA.
Alright, alright.
I'm hitting the sack soon before waking up for hell - I mean training.
Argh.
I can't even lift my arms to shampoo my hair without looking like an incompetent retard spasming all over.
Dammit.
Take care now. Behave yourself.
Au revoir.
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool.
Rabiatul Adawiyah
Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE
popularly known as Bit
they call me Mutton
25 March 1989
Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology
Freelance Professional Makeup Artist
plugg_screambox@hotmail.com
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