If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Sunday, July 19, 2009, 8:28 AM
Mutton's Maladroit: The Birth of Butt Talk (Part XXIII)
 [PRANK-ing] Note: This post is done from research and loads of experience. Do not attempt to copy. This is just for entertainment.
Pranker: Message to Fatimah Binte Hashim, S*******F. A $1000 reward for being Singtel's loyal customer. Please reply to this message. Me: Who is this?
Pranker: We are from Singtel. Do you mind calling me so we can talk about the reward easier? Me: Liar.
Do you think Singtel would stoop so low and insult their own integrity to ask MY mother to call THEM about a bogus reward? Who in a sane state of mind would dare to believe that bullshit?
AND WHO THE EFF ARE YOU?
Shit. He knew my mom's I.D number too.
Didn't it ever occured to you that at such instances if an opportunity like this comes by, a polite Singtel samaritan would be the one calling? Are you stupid, or stupid? Stupid.
Pranker: Okay. We will send the reward to the next nominee. Thanks.
ASS.
Mom doesn't even want your money, sucka. $1000? By the time she uses it to constantly buy sanitary pads for me and some other female relatives, 3/4 of it would be used up.
BUT, that idiot came back.
Pranker: Salam. Anda telah menang duit draw Berita Harian. Sudikah anda kahwin dengan saya?
And that bastard sent it 4 times.
Such a coward when I called, but you didn't pick it up. Balls got stuck in your throat or something, fag? *rolls eyes*
To you guys who ever want to know this anonymous identity, please call.....
+65 9780 7884
Maybe he / she would want to marry you too.
May your life be HELL. *smiles*
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool.
Rabiatul Adawiyah
Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE
popularly known as Bit
they call me Mutton
25 March 1989
Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology
Freelance Professional Makeup Artist
plugg_screambox@hotmail.com
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