If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Sunday, July 5, 2009, 1:50 PM
Mutton's Maladroit: The Birth of Butt Talk (Part XXII)
[KANTOI TRANSLATED : MALE COMEBACK] Note: This post is done from research and loads of experience. Do not attempt to copy. This is just for entertainment.
This is what happens when I am bored and creative, and I wish I could really draw on walls and break some glasses. Since I have that bit of humankind left, last afternoon I scribbled out lyrics on paper and I did not harm anybody.
To those who have heard the Malaysian melodic 'Kantoi' rendition, this is my reply if there hasn't been any, yet.
Semalam you call I, I tak answer Dah lapar sangat macam nak gila I kata I keluar dengan kawan I Jiran sebelah mata sepet rambut masai
Who said I'm at Damansara when I'm at Chow Kit Lost my bet at bola, jadi I bingit You crazy ke atau you dah sakit I rimas bila you dah start nak berkepit
You kept calling and calling sampai I answer I kata I'm at the gym you tak percaya Mesti you wonder why ada suara perempuan That's the voice of the nyonya cuci jamban
Sudahlah sayang, I pun tak believe you You always blame me for the things I never do Why are you still here, I tak suruh you tunggu Please lah, I don't like your friends too.
So I guess that's the end of our story It's over between us, let's putus tali You think I don't know what you did behind me Dah lama you scandal dengan Tommy?
KANTOI.
I wish I had a male friend to sing this for me, on the guitar. Hmm.
A recording, maybe? I am too bored, really.
P.S: Malam is a must. *LAUGHS*
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule,
and on every side of a fool.
Rabiatul Adawiyah
Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE
popularly known as Bit
they call me Mutton
25 March 1989
Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology
Freelance Professional Makeup Artist
plugg_screambox@hotmail.com
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