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Wednesday, July 8, 2009, 12:40 PM
Fishball scared me. There was no standard subject to talk about. We went from hair, all the way to having your first pregnancy which literally left me gagging. As she shared her maternal moments, and the inside scoop of that instant when she was at her birthing position, I was thoroughly shaken. *gags* Ugh. Who knows how many pairs of different hands, long and slender, thick and hairy, gloved and un-gloved would have had a feel of your udders and beyond. Not forgetting the utensils digging in the hole. The stitches. God~. The contractions, the stretchmarks, the pushing (this is not included of that part where you crap yourself), before you can finally say "Barney is not gay", a shiny hairy head pops out from your vagina. Ewwwwwww. I don't think I could go through this torment. Let alone getting married. I thought I was the only one, but my female cousins seem to think so too. I'm just too panic-stricken talking nuptials and it's taboo secrets. I don't wish to get married. Well, maybe not now (or not ever, probably), but I want to have kids. Me: Eh, siol ah. Aku tanak pregnant ah camni. Bila kahwin jer aku nak anak instant. Fishball: Macam siak. Kau try ah bikin kat oven. Tengok keluar camne. Peduli apa aku. Kau ingat anak aku epok-epok kape bakar kat oven. Eh, tapi epok-epok kena goreng kan. Ah. Peduli apa aku. So if there's any chance you heard of me getting hitched anytime soon, I must have lost my goddamn mind. What's next? Leaving tomorrow, so last practice's today. Sigh. I can't even move shit, my muscles are suffering from erratic movements, I'm looking spasmodic, and my gluteus maximus (thanks to Alex for missing me THAT deep *INSIDE JOKE*) are aching. Sigh. Shopping a little while later with Mummy. Be off now. Au revoir. P.S: I am going to miss you. Hell lot. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton |
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