Million Dollar Mutton

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mutton

if I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

wit is educated insolence

show me a sane man and I will cure him for you

don’t be so humble - you are not that great

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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?	Sunday, June 14, 2009, 8:28 AM Mutton's Maladroit: The Birth of Butt Talk (Part XIX) [CONFESSIONS OF A BORED BUM] Note: This post is done from research and loads of experience. Do not attempt to copy. This is just for entertainment. I can't quite understand why some assholes really DO need the bloody seats on the train and bus. Oh come on lah, dol. And it ALWAYS has to be from the same race. Why can't you people just bloody wait rather than sticking your god damned koyak faces right up on the doors of the transport? Gua tak paham betul. Lu orang nak kiasu pehal? Your buttocks have some kinda rash or something, that you need to suppress by compressing it by sitting down? AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SIT DOWN PROPERLY LAH BLOODY HELL. What is the use of getting a seat previously occupied, when you are sitting right at the edge of it? Stupid or what sia. Baik korang cangkung jer sampai habis. And I was just thinking, would a stimulant do such good unto us people who are inconvenient with these people's behavior? Like being dangerously curvy? *Note: All you need is a flaccid piece of smelly bolster, and a folded piece of thick blanket plus a shift to cover up the whole do entirely.* Would you guys think, being this voluptous would cause these irritants to stop in their tracks, and make way for people who looked like the above? Would they give up their seats, or even control their level of kiasu-ism and MOVE AWAY from the entrance or exit doors? WOULD THEY? If they would, I would strongly suggest korang buat lah sebegini, baik lelaki atau perempuan agar kita tidak diperlakukan sehingga menimbulkan a sense of unfairness amongst gender? Try it. It might work. After all, to know, you should put it into practical first, right? Anybody up for it? P.S: I am getting really bored. Ugh. And I have a headache. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton		milliondollarmutton One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool. Rabiatul Adawiyah Intelligently 2-W E N T-double E ONE popularly known as Bit they call me Mutton 25 March 1989 Pursuing a Diploma In Applied Psychology Freelance Professional Makeup Artist plugg_screambox@hotmail.com		partnersincrime aLex tHe LiOn cOnDoM GiRL gEntLe giAnt pArt-tiMe LovEr MiLo bLuRcOcK diVinE tEaSeR eEeZaRt aYLaNa dE gYaL KiLaT bUdAk hYpEr miRa iDoRa LuToT bEnGkOk cAyEnNe pOrNsTaR pErNiCiOuS dEaDfAmOuS sLiT eYeS mR fiGhTeR thehoipolloi mOrBiD sUiCiDaL pHaTyN mArShMaLLoW eTty nGiAo nGiAo jApAnEsEdOLL sHyMa hOLmEs eNnJaYy gEmOk oDeNg zEe-Ma-zEe aELfiZiO oNeAy mEeNi miNey mOe kEeLa aPiN gOLdEn pHoEniX LaLa nAd 'O' aCa-bELLiC rAdDy aRsHaNti powerofthepast + June 2009 + July 2009 + August 2009 + September 2009 + October 2009 + November 2009 + December 2009 + January 2010 + February 2010 + March 2010 + April 2010 + May 2010 + June 2010 + July 2010 + August 2010 + September 2010 + October 2010 + December 2010		theverbaldiarrhoea