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Monday, November 30, 2009, 12:34 PM
Oh God, what a hangover. *knocks head with hand* Apparently someone made me high last night, I got a hard time trying to sleep and I can't do anything to suppress it. Eventually I had to force myself with the retrospect of the merry aftermath from the long day at EastCoast Park with the boys. And the frustrating glider because it wouldn't fly because the wind was being such an ass. And then today, I woke up with the fever that I had 4 subsequent days ago and a major headache. Ugh. I sat on the edge of the bed, and realized that I was home alone. Fortunately a samaritan had left me breakfast in the oven. Hmmm. And then I tried walking, before sensing that my soles were sore from being barefooted last afternoon. I took a look at it, and it was charred. Eeeee. Kan kaki dah cacat. *LAUGHS* Padan my face. Two more days, and I'll be gone for Sea Games in camp, then I'll be leaving early next week. How time flies. I could feel the rush surging through my entire being since a month ago. Can't wait. The moment my team and I have been waiting for. *jumps around* Hmmm. Sea Games Laos. I wonder how the hell I will survive. Naaaaaaaahhhh. *brushes air with hand* I'd do just fine. If I could survive single digit temperatures, pressures and in-camp, Laos would be taik gigi. Chehhhh. Action sehh. *LAUGHS* NEXT. I want to go watch Upin & Ipin for the 537845648569th time now. Bye. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Sunday, November 29, 2009, 10:16 PM
Grinch can't keep up with my razzmatazz today. Jeeziz, when can I ever find one human being who has a super standard hype for outdoors? If only I have a twin, I wouldn't have to have a boyfriend. Especially one who complains alot about.............*takes a long deep breath* ....................... .......body aches, fever, sore legs, hot weather, perspiring body, stray dogs, tiredness, hunger, thirst, food, people, fish, sore butt, sleepyness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness, tiredness. How troublesome. I went all barefoot for 7 hours, on sand, on water, in the mud, on the grass, on the trees, on the bicycle, on the gravel, on the road, got splashed by puddles, got wet and muddied, and the fat boy kept complaining of........*takes a long deep breath* .....(please refer to the above complains from the city boy) I asked him, how would he sum up today in 100 words and all he could utter was... "I've never seen you extremely hyper before. So much energy." And the 90 words left were spent on complaining. -_______________-" Now he knew how and what kind of fun I indulge in. And I think he needs a moment to calm himself to recollect the adventure ride I brought him to just now. Along with Gigi Monster. Of course, we nearly got chased by a stray canine, that's why. And I asked him to join me climbing trees. I'd grown so dark, I forgot to say that I hated the sun. Sorry, but I was having too much fun myself to complain. Who cares if Grinch got tired? He's boring, anyway. Bleargh. Macam orang tua, complaiiiiinnnnnnnn ajer kerja dia. Dah tu, malas pulak tu. Perangai babs. *LAUGHS* He is so going to bear crush me if I said that to his face. HAHAHA. *shakes head* Always kena. I was so exasperated with him, I called him "Budak Bandar". I mean, what does he know? He can't even fly a kite. I wanted to teach him how, but the stubborn nut wanted to do some "trial and error". I didn't see the damned thing fly for more than 2 seconds, anyway. Suit himself. *LAUGHS* Padan muka seluar you koyak. BLUEK. But ATLEAST, I had turned him from a city bloke to a kampong boy. Eventhough its only for 6 hours. *smiles* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Saturday, November 28, 2009, 8:41 PM
Though there run differences within us, we all have that ONE same dream. "Biar putih tulang, jangan putih mata!" Pictures are still fresh from today's outdoor learning journey, and to those who wish to view all of them, kindly revert to the good ol' Facebook. Enjoy them while you still can. *winks* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Do you love me? Yes. How much? Abit only. Do you want to marry me? Don't want! Why? Because you're smelly. *LAUGHS* Some minor setbacks to deliberate. Injured knee and water retention action going on my right leg. I have been pressing cold and playing with Ketoprofen, almost killed myself by licking my fingers after that, realizing it's poison. HAHAHA. I really need to do some serious skipping tonight. Right outside my house. *LAUGHS* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Thursday, November 26, 2009, 1:39 PM
If I don't mess with any of your sodding stuff, why the hell should you? So what if I left my footies there? Who in the bloody heck say you could touch them? Who cares if it's meant to be a joke? I hate it, have always and forever will. I almost felt like pummelling all those grinning faces who partake in the stupid jest to the floor. Don't challenge me, because I will. I don't care who you are, if you dare me then I will do it. Serve your fugging sorry faces right after that. Then what will you do? Sue me? Aku pantang orang buat kerja bodoh gini. Kalau aku tak bikin kat korang, asal You laugh ah. Laugh. You think funny is it? Your dead grandmother's joke, is it? *shows finger* I sound like a Minah Rep siaaaaa. HAHAHA. But who cares? I was cursing throughout the whole night in the toilet in various languages. Why can't I put it here, then? Aku peh suka ah! Nenek kau jaga nie blog per?! Okay, STOP IT! *takes deep breaths* I don't think slow breathing techniques can calm me anyhow. Skip that. Training's suspended for the time being, in commemoration of the deaths of my beloved wooly friends which were airflown. Good luck in heaven. Daddy's got in 3 new DVDs. Hmm. Something to look forward to. Back to movie marathons, I guess. Can't wait for this weekends, though. *rubs palms* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 12:08 PM
"Kakak, lama lagi eh cerita nie habis?" I "Mmm-ed' at him, focusing on the telly and wiping my tears because, goddammit, the movie made me suicidally emotional. *LAUGHS* I wish I could grab Cameron Diaz by her neck and slap her to nuts. *shrugs* That's what movies and dramas could do to you, sometimes. They force you to get hypertension. But if you die, you can never get to sue them because you know they did a great job. Anyway... Mummy made Famous Amos's cookies today. She stole their recipe. No, really. She did. But she didn't have to pay to get it like that mofo Malay local celebrity. HA-HA-HA. *smacks forehead* Anyway, she made two batches, one with almonds the other without because of my allergies. How niceeeee. I have a terrible cold since yesterday. And I ate my own mucus during practice last evening. Whaaaaat? I didn't have a damned towel at that point of time, and the slime was trickling down my nose, so I just had to eat it. Me: I ate my hingus time lari tadi. Boyfriend: Eeeeeeee. Masin, kan? Me: Tak ah. Sedap. How the hell was I supposed to know how it tasted like? I couldn't taste. My senses are blocked. My tastebuds are on M.C. And my brain is always restarting after multiple log-offs. I don't care anymore. I keep sneezing, and my nose is raw from all the rubbing. Hello! I have a red nose. I am a reindeer! -____________-". I wished my mucus tasted like cookies. Bad thing is, I sound nasal. Shite. Now I sound like Tomok from NewBoys. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 12:05 PM
God, yesterday was heaven-sent. I swear it's been such a long time I've been stimulatum tremendo (okay, I made that all up) actually, tremendously stimulated after being shown around SAS by one of my favourite Student Service Managers. This is definitely, high-end. I sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Anyway, I bet you loved that little black kid dancing in yesterday's video I posted. Oh Lord, that was entertaining. Wasn't it? *LAUGHS* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Monday, November 23, 2009, 1:15 PM
the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton , 12:22 PM
My head is throbbing for staying up late with Beautiful Bouncer last night. I had like what.......4 hours or rest? Even getting it was hard with that girl snoring right beside my ears. Literally. I was startled awake from a short, sharp, shrilling snore / gurgle from the latter. It was so loud, it would have woken polar bears in hibernation. *LAUGHS* NEXT. I hate most of yesterday, really. Because I stayed at home. And because of it, I eat alot. CAN'T ANYBODY IN THE HOUSE UNDERSTAND THAT!? Why do they have to cook? Almost 3 stones in one day? Ridiculously true. This is an impediment. *rests chin on palms* Anyway, my appointment's due later today, and I'm psyched about seeing my new faculty and new classrooms, new dons. Best part is, my transfer's free of charge. How cool is that? 4 modules of my OWN CHOICE, take 4 respective examinations and hand in 4 assignments. OH GOD, I LOVE THIS. I can't wait to start school next year. *jumps around* NEXT. Psst! Can't wait to see YOU too. *chuckles* EHEM EHEM! I don't know if I'm eating too much Shiitakes or something, but whatever it was that I ate, it makes my pee smell like burnt rubber. What the hell. Jeeziz. I'm grabbing coffee with Beautiful Bouncer and rock some fancy atrium with the camera after the arrangement with my Student Service Manager. I bet, by then it's nightfall. Perfect. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Sunday, November 22, 2009, 1:56 PM
If I could sum it all up into one, how shall I say it? Weird? I don't know. Everything seemed to happen so fast, I got hypertension and anxiety. Thanks to Grinch, it doubled till I got so overwhelmed we both almost went nuts. I loved it. Him too. Somehow, yesterday proved a mass load of significance. Starbucks? Check. Walking under the rain? Check. I just loved all the cute squabbles which eventually resulted in a weird goodness. Train commuters were looking at us silly, we laughed at our preposterous comportment. *LAUGHS* I wished I could look back at it as a widescreen picture, I would dare pay for a seat. *chuckles* I can't wait for Beautiful Bouncer to arrive later, WITHOUT her boyfriend because....... I HATE BOSS! I hate you so much, I feel like beating you into skeletal thinness. I hate you. *folds arms and pouts* Benci lah sangat sangat. Hmph. Tak suka. Tak suka. Tak sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Hmph. Folks are watching Mukhsin right now, and I could already smell the rain. And I can't wait for next week. *rubs palms* Appointment with SAS tomorrow. Oh weeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm itching to go back to school! Okay, I'm bored. P.S: I loved yesterday. *hugs* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Friday, November 20, 2009, 1:20 PM
Oh please, let me exaggerate. I had to drag my sorry, disconsolated self out of the house yesterday, and walk through the torturous weather, beating the war of the wind and the heavy downpour which forced me to have a literal skirt-flying-Marilyn-Monroe moment from my void deck to the bustop. Fortunately, I was wearing a long blouse, and NOT a skirt. BUT unfortunately, my jeans had a torn friggin' middle. *slaps forehead* Luckily no idiots were around to notice my pink Calvin Kleins. Cheh. Like I haven't had enough already, alighting from 168 Antartica with wobbly osteoporosis-like knees, realizing that no one was there to welcome me and hold up my umbrella. Only immediately, I felt like an orphan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now that Grinch is back (after a day off), I have someone very strong to hold on to. Chehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mengampu, nampak. Ini bukan iklan pameran body builder eh tuan-tuan dan puan-puan. *LAUGHS* Pity him, now that he's moving to Lorong Mydin, he's thinking of moving his two cats to my place. I wish I could, only if Mummy wasn't afraid of felines. And I don't think those two could adapt, I'm just afraid they'd trod back, fur, claws and all to Tampines on their own. Or by the SBS bus, perhaps. *LAUGHS* I hope he'll do well in accepting the fact of pindah rumah. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Dammit, but I can't seem to find a direct bus from Woodlands to Kembangan. -___________-" I think I haven't accepted the fact myself. Oh dear me. NEXT. I was thinking of giving my wooly friends a visit on the eve of Hari Raya Haji. You know, just to say hello. But Mummy said this year's schedule might change abit, because my goat and lamb friends have upgraded their mode of transport from ships to aeroplanes. Cool or what!? Kelas betul. Kambing-kambing sekarang dah naik kapal terbang lah pulak. Millenium sungguh. Dah nak kiamat agaknye. *LAUGHS* the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Thursday, November 19, 2009, 1:37 PM
Now, the much awaited review for those who have yet to catch Paranormal Activity on the widescreen, you have come to the right place. I am going to save certain details, so as not to become a party pooper. As it is, Paranormal Activity ain't no thinking movie. It's more of like "A few days in a life of Stan". Like there's ever such a story. And there's no such Stan in the movie, anyway. But what I'm trying to explain here is that, Paranormal Activity has a growing climax. If you don't believe me, let me manifest something that happened yesterday while I was watching it with Grinch. I didn't know I was actually seeing it with a scaredy cat. -__________-" He was watching it with his eyes squinted, almost shut, before covering half his face with his hand. I don't know what am I supposed to be frightened of, the movie or the company. *LAUGHS* Grinch's heart was pulsing madly, and I was holding my breath every climaxing moment, but my fat pussy partner sitting beside me was cursing non-stop, I had to make myself laugh nervously. Just for the sake of taming my adrenaline level. In the end both of us got nauseous, I felt like barfing. Motion sickness. Ugh. "THIS IS THE MOST........SCARIEST MOVIE I'VE EVER WATCHED MAN!" he And this is the most retching movie that got me queasy all the way until I tried to sleep without vomitting last night. Which, by the way, makes me want to watch Brother's version of Paranormal Activity he downloaded on his laptop. It's been raining non-stop since the beginning of the week. Just the way I love it. And Mummy just made her own MSN account. How wonderful. MY MOM HAS A WEB MESSENGER. Oh my God. Like 2012's going to be Judgement Day, for real. Bahaha. What's new? Grandma's got one too? NENEKKU SUPER CANGGIH KAPE. Chet. the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 1:25 PM
Blistered my hands, again. Hmm. Like that's something new. Oh, and the above was done because I was feeling so darn irrelevant. *chuckles* I was in a happy mood yesterday. And when night ended, it got better until randomness and hunger striked. I got famished, and I didn't think I could wait for Maggi to cook, or fry eggs and shit. So I ate Briyani rice, tucked into a hotdog bun, covered in a cheese slice. Who would ever think it was delicious? Okay, don't think. I was too hungry to think. I couldn't think. I ate it cold with dabs of Dhal gravy, before chomping on a banana as a dessert. Then I got sleepy, I completely forgot to drink up. *smacks forehead* -________________-" That's why I'm sort of like.....having slight constipation today. My shit is hard, my asshole is tired of pushing. Maybe I'll just let it mingle around and make some friends with today's breakfast. Don't wish to pressure it. Did I have breakfast today, anyway? *thinks* *LAUGHS* I can't be bothered to think right now. I just want to grab lunch and a nap. And I can't wait for another date, tomorrow. Apart from taking Northland in the morning, (oh my goodness, it means early night later), Fried Fish Soup is calling me. Plus Paranormal Activity. Or is it 2012? Oh, hell. I don't know. Maybe I'll just forget about the movie. Then again, maybe not. Oh, I don't know. But I'm dying to see the kids tomorrow morning. Now, what the hell shall I wear then?....................................................................................NEXT! *looks at calendar* Two more weeks till in-camp. Not that I have anything to worry about. Well okay, maybe the thought of a smart luggage pack might be quite fretting. How the hell am I supposed to keep it under 25 kilogrammes when we have so much to bring? I'm screwed. I want ice-cream. Lots of it. And get drunk with Iced Chocolate. It has been such a looooooonnngggg time, has it? the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton Monday, November 16, 2009, 1:54 PM
An A-star standard yesterday. My date wouldn't even let me flip notes, paid for everything I asked for, worshipped the ground that I walk. Why can't all the good guys be like this? Ultimately, there are no more good guys around, I suppose. Grinch asserted that I was spoilt by my Sunday escort-s. I think he's just jealous because he can never learn the kind of fun I partake in. He sticks too much by the rules, sometimes I wish I could bang his head on the concrete floor to wake him. I've always wanted to dare him into impulsive fun. Like asking for cheese prata to a McDonald's cashier. *LAUGHS* Or going around an unknown neighbourhood asking for 10 cents at every doorstep and then spend the easy money on a buffet or something of that sort. Or maybe something simple like eating cat food. Okay, that was random. HAHAHAHAHAHA. *sighs* Maybe he just likes getting bored. Well, whatever makes him happy duck. On another note.. I've sent the email to APSC, and I can't wait for the reply. I hope there's good news about my transfer next year. And I'm condemning Benny-son-of-a-Yap to burning Hell. You've been very bad this year O'boy, Santa's not giving you presents. *wags index finger* Plus, I got high last night. Or was it horny? *LAUGHS* Okay, kidding. A true mix of life's concoction yesterday had caused me a late night, and now I'm craving for coffee. *hint hint* Iced Caramel Macchiato, to die for. Plus YOU. Anyway, here's a little aid for your viewing pleasure. You know where the rest goes too. Au revoir. P.S: Thank you for the treat, Hun. I loved yesterday. P.P.S: Thanks for entertaining me when someone's batteries are running out. P.P.P.S: I say what I mean. "Forever means forever." the girl who never grew up, Million Dollar Mutton |
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